Lemme Smang It

I hate myself for tumbling this video because it was precisely made for link bait, but it’s too fucking hilarious not to share.

When I’m this old and grandpa-looking, I will have this much swag.

Different ways to say the “V” word. Massive lawls engage.

Fat cat sighs.

Apparently industrial dance is a real thing … wtf.

Don’t worry, you can laugh. She was later found to be faking it.

French. Black. Metal.

WUT.

Someone stole a personal home video of me as a child …

Here’s some moving visuals of Extreme Pole Dancing …